TO THE CUTE BARISTA WITH THE PINK HAT WHO ALWAYS ACTS MYSTERIOUS BUT REMEMBERS MY ORDER
a girl makes a wish to a genie that all men who are rapists get the word imprinted on their forehead. she starts noticing the word on every guy shes ever known, even her father. it becomes rare to find a man without the word on his head. bosses in high place start to only hire those with the imprint. the men without the word go out and look for women to rape so that they can fit in. rape is normalized and at an all time high. millions of men scour the streets at night looking for easy targets. women and children are given a worldwide curfew. the girl returns back to the genie and sees the word on his forehead. she tries to undo the wish but he refuses. she gets mad, beats up the genie and sodomizes him with a stick she finds on the ground. the genie gives in and undoes the wish. everything returns to how it was before. when she gets home she looks in the mirror and sees the imprint on her forehead. she goes back to the genie again but hes gone. the girl decides to wear hats for the rest of her life.
A Letter
Found Shoved Under The Door By
The Opener And Two Time Employee Of The Month:
Robert Mennings
Silky Smooth Coffee, MorganTown, West Virginia , 2013?
AGE: 18
HEIGHT: 5’9 and 3/4th but goes by 6 foot on his bumble profile
DICK SIZE: good
PARENTS: divorced
LIVES WITH HIS DAD, DOESN’T TALK WITH HIS MOM MUCH. SHE LIVES IN MARYLAND NOW WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND. HE VISITS ON THE HOLIDAYS.
THEY HAVE A DOG NAMED RUBY. IT IS WHITE WITH BLACK SPOTS. IT SHITS IN THE YARD TWICE DAILY. BUT IT STILL PEES INSIDE. THEY CANT FIGURE OUT WHY.
That Letter
an old lady sits on her couch in a sparkling red dress smoking pall mall 100s and watching reruns of robo cop 3. she thinks that robert john burke is sexy even if he is a robot.
dozens of dresses are thrown across the floor. the red one still fits.